I’ve had this dream for quite a while. It’s something I’d do anything for. It’s better than a gigantic bag of my favorite puppy treats. It’s better than a 24-hour session of belly rubs. It’s better than endless walks around the dog park with all the toys I could ask for. You want to know what it is? It’s you. Nothing will stop me from being by your side and the best friend possible. Call now and bring me home so that my dreams can come true!