“If you choose me as your companion, you become my life, and my love for you will be unwavering. I pledge to shower you affectionately, always finding ways to express how much you mean to me. Count on me to cuddle when you need comfort, play when you seek cheer, and lend an ear when you need someone to talk to. You won’t find a more devoted friend than me. My love, loyalty, and devotion will be yours forever. Please invite me into your life; you won’t regret it.”